People who gripe about Nepocronysm

I've come to the realization that people who gripe about nepocronysm have one or more of the following symptoms:-

1. They don't have beer buddies
2. They tend to have lunch alone
3. Spend most of their time "meeting friends" online
4. Plays golf on the PC
5. Prefers to wank off compared to sex
6. Only meets with "real people" when they want something from you

As a Dark Manager and by reading this blog; you hereby swear that you WILL make time for your friends and families even if they have BO.